By Dr. Evelyn Reed | January 01, 0001 | 7 min read
Last week we asked our image manipulating community to show us what sorts of games they’d like to see on the minty-fresh Apple Watch. As it turns out, most of them are insane. Oops. That’s not necessarily a bad thing, mind you. Just an observation, really. They probably think I’m insane as well, since I passed over most of the high star earning entries for AlmightyDuke’s successful attempt at making Super Hexagon even more difficult. I could see this happening, and it frightens me. Check out the rest of this week’s winners to see what also frightens me, albeit to a somewhat lesser extent. This Week’s Almost Winners Brand Silven — for true next-gen gaming. PatriceB — for nice sentiment that’s never gonna happen. sillstaw — for the tiniest dots ever. Caven — for making myBatman dreams come true. Chrury Sanson — for the smallest Duel Disc ever. vien11
rummy noble — for Digimon, digital monsters, Digimon are the champions. Tristanix — for Nintendo’s first Apple Watch game. Noah Robertson — for predicting four or five Apple Watches from now. AhmedX360 — for the inevitable flood of peripherals. AKComic — for the most appropriate use of an Apple Watch. hierronacho — because

this is just beautiful. trixster90 — for kicking it old school. apt4894 — the most personal amiibo yet. Ikemen — for clicking all of the cookies. Shinrawr — for proving how accurate the Apple Watch is. SteveFish — for showcasing the Apple Watch’s health features. Steve Bowling — though it’s already sold out. Freyar — for one of Apple’s many competitive video games. Ciaran — for not being the only one who would buy this. Burkus Cat — Wait for it… arniejolt — because this is actually a pretty great idea. Ginger Snap — oh snap! Ozimov — hook it to the heart monitor for the win. r1ggs — because someone ran with my Game and Watch idea!
rummy satta toolsoldier — for Wrist Pong. My other car was the other woman — for Two-Player Wrist Pong. Servant_of_Kane — for an incredibly clever callback. Mrichston — for an incredibly tiny but strangely sexy Watch Dogs. BruceWayneByDay —- because there’s always at least one. Shepster — for the inevitable. GiantBoyDetective — because its pretty much what the watch adds to iPhone games. Kcity — for realistic wrist-kickings. thegregorius — for the finest Age of Empires delivery device known to man. spaceludes — for something I want more than an

Apple Watch. Mrglgrgl — for making the unplayable even more unplayable. sciteach — for making me get dizzy and throw up. Seriously, I threw up a little imagining this. lhsus — because its always…you know…that time. Ganonthegreat1 — for urging those
rummy star Power Rangers to go, go. RayJingbul — because there’s always two. Just two. Stoutflies

— because fuck you for even suggesting this you monster. NotGoodForYou — wins the Most Obvious award, with runner up… Brandon0151 — sharing the honors. Halfbeast — because Brain always wins. pkmnfrk — because WHAT THE HELL DOES IT MEAN? Must buy more hours! and of course… AlmightyDuke — for the win! Should my slowly melting cable modem hold up, we’ll do another of these later today!